I can neither confirm nor deny that all these things have happened to me.
-Gray hairs show up more often than split ends
-You start noticing more wrinkles where there used to be none.
-When shopping for clothes, you and the octogenarian next to you reach for the same shirt.
-When helping a freshman move out of a dorm, the RA asks if you’re there to pick up your daughter.
Sigh. I don’t look that old, do I?

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