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Just Because

you have lots of friends doesn’t mean you are liked.
you are beautiful doesn’t mean you are lovely.
you are paranoid doesn’t mean no one is following you.
you smoke doesn’t make you cool.
you don’t believe in global warming doesn’t mean you are a republican.
you like tofu doesn’t mean you are asian.
you ride the metro doesn’t mean you are Eco-friendly.
you own a hybrid doesn’t mean you are saving the environment.
you go to church doesn’t mean you are a Christian.
you have an mp3 player doesn’t mean you pirate music.
you like startrek doesn’t make you a Trekkie.
you have a high iq doesn’t mean you are thoughtful.
you are old doesn’t mean you are wise.
you are heterosexual doesn’t mean you homophobic.
you play Doom/Quake/… doesn’t make you a disturbed killer.
you watch Lost doesn’t mean you are found.
you work hard doesn’t mean you are productive.
you have a license doesn’t mean you know how to drive.
you are lean republican doesn’t mean you are against the environment.
you are lean democrat doesn’t mean you favor big government.
you are an astronomer doesn’t mean you are a philosopher.
you are a CEO doesn’t mean you are important.
you are a janitor doesn’t mean you are insignificant.
you watch the news doesn’t mean you are informed.

Four things to do on vacation

 

  1. Swim with sea turtles
  2. Hike through a bamboo forest
  3. Build sand castles
  4. Rest with the family

4 things not to do on vacation

  1. Get a wicked sunburn (bad sunblock)
  2. Get injured (Flare up of right knee’s tendinitis)
  3. Stress out whether you have a job when you get back (Still no word from NIH)
  4. Spend most of the time on a computer (Or so I am told)