I wrote a program to generate random limericks. Here are two example results:
There once was a man in crowded Who thought they were quite shambled. They had their observation's, And some abbreviations, But could not really unheeded.
There once was a lady from miserably, Who thought they were quite fashionably. They had their coupon, And some hellion, But could not really provably.
Our new apartment will be 1.9 miles (as the google drives) away from the Toppens. I estimate it to be about 793 meters away (as the waterballoon flies). They graciously invited me over for dinner last night, and I got to see their two cute kids as well. I just wish I knew the area better to have been able to bring flowers or something, like a good guest.
In separate news, we no longer have the Deep South…
Soda Makes My Retinas Arf
Stores May Mail Relevant Ads
Save My Mind Reeling Acronyms
Slaves Mean More Red Artichokes
Some Mildly Mad Retail Association
Several Meek and Mild Rowdy Anarchists
The Sierk Modern Museum of Random Art