I wrote a program to generate random limericks. Here are two example results: There once was a man in crowded  Who thought they were quite shambled.  They had their observation’s,  And some abbreviations,  But could not really unheeded. There once was a lady from miserably,  Who thought they were quite fashionably.  They had their coupon, [...]

Our new apartment will be 1.9 miles (as the google drives) away from the Toppens. I estimate it to be about 793 meters away (as the waterballoon flies). They graciously invited me over for dinner last night, and I got to see their two cute kids as well. I just wish I knew the area [...]

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