Your writing might exhibit more venustation as a result of visiting Save The Words. No need to pull out the odynometer when learning perantique words, but the flash interface may cause some strain.

So, I am sitting in between the Psychology and Religion sections at Borders doing some work before a church event. It is the “Metaphysical Studies” section. I look over and see the title of one of the books: “The Magic of Shapeshifting”. For some reason I do not think it is referring to this kind [...]

Pi Are Squared. I had a fun time trying to explain the concept of Pi to my daughter. Not sure it took. If she remembers 3.14 tomorrow I will consider it a success. Special thanks to Jennifer Hampton for the pun.

This will appeal to some friends who enjoy browsing the isles of Lowes or Home Depot. Hardwarestore by Wierd Al

I made a random plot/scenario generator based on an article over at IBM. I hope you have fun playing with it. If you wind up writing a book as a result make sure to name the protagonist after me.

I wrote a program to generate random limericks. Here are two example results: There once was a man in crowded  Who thought they were quite shambled.  They had their observation’s,  And some abbreviations,  But could not really unheeded. There once was a lady from miserably,  Who thought they were quite fashionably.  They had their coupon, [...]

And the mice play. The rest of the family is away. I am all alone. Can you say “Recipe for Disaster”©? I have a history of doing weird things while Camille is away. What should I do this time? . 1 Mad Scientist . 1 Empty House . 11 Days . 1/2 tsp Chaos

I am not a big football watcher these days, mostly owing to the fact that I do not have a TV. While in Ithaca over Christmas, I managed to catch a couple ‘bowl’ games. The sportscasters were mentioning how for a couple teams this was their first bowl game. No wonder when you now have [...]

Our new apartment will be 1.9 miles (as the google drives) away from the Toppens. I estimate it to be about 793 meters away (as the waterballoon flies). They graciously invited me over for dinner last night, and I got to see their two cute kids as well. I just wish I knew the area [...]

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